We Born to be Happy not Perfect
iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

MQ - Nick Jonas attends the 2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas - [9/19]

wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

the-birdlady:

my family and friends trying to get me to leave the house

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She won’t be able to handle it. The games d e s t r o y e d  her 

viking-sweaters:

is this some kind of pun?

viking-sweaters:

is this some kind of pun?