We Born to be Happy not Perfect
iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

MQ - Nick Jonas attends the 2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas - [9/19]


If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying


My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined


my family and friends trying to get me to leave the house


She won’t be able to handle it. The games d e s t r o y e d  her 


is this some kind of pun?


is this some kind of pun?